Meaning of love at different times

Another One From Indiatimes The young teenager, newly in ‘love’, sends a SMS to her school crush from PVR complex- ‘Do u luv me?’ ‘Of course’ the reply is fast. ‘How much?’ goes back the message. ‘2 much’ short n crisp. ‘How much, I asked’ fast n furious ‘More than my bike, my Nokia 750i, my iPod’ the ultimate! ‘More than Aakriti?’ Take that. ‘Hmmm. I gottago’ ============= The newly married wife asks her husband of 3 months, ‘Do you love me?’ ‘Sone do, yaar. Tang mat karo’ says the sleep-deprived husband. ‘Batao na, please. How much do you love me?’ says the wife in her lovey-dovey voice, throwing some water drops from her hair in filmy style, washed with the last drops of her maika-ka-shampoo. (BTW, Do these women have nothing better to do in the morning than to wash their hair and keeping them open for the rest of the day? Bad hair day, then they say. For us MCP husbands, it sure is) ‘Kya hai? Sone bhi nahi deti. Raat ko bataya to tha’ ‘Ek baar phir batao naa’ ‘Ek Baar phir? Bataoon?’ ‘You have a one-track mind’ As if she has a 8-track stereo kind. ‘As much as …..mmmmmm. Shit Yaar, woh flat ki instalment bhejni hai aaj. Mar gaya. Tum bhi bekaar ke sawaal poochchti rehti ho. Aur koi kaam-waam nahi hai kya?’ ‘Shaam ko jaldi aana’ eeeeeeeeeeeeee! Women! ============== http://shwetank.shekhar.tripod.com/