Engineering Colleges Students........CATEGORY

Its the categories in which we can divide the students.............. It was written about the mumbai engineering DUDS.....but be pretty much assured that any enginerites fits the BILL. http://o3.indiatimes.com/blah_blah_blah

hi guys

just got over with my “submissions” for this semester. god what a relief!! its like givin ur last exam paper. u think im kiddin, ask any mumbai engg student bout it.

engg student life truly roxxx. of course lotsa ppl tend to think that u find only nerds or geeks in engg. but thats like sayin all the movies made in bollywood are superhits. (that btw is a lousy statement). life as an engg student can be as u want it to be. tough as well as smooth.

some ppl tend to take the high road and study frm day one of a fresh semester like theres no tomorrow. they'll occupy first benches. and they have many “doubts“ while the lectures goin on. they will leave no stone unturned to be real goody good in the eyes of our “estemeed“ (haha) profs. these few ppl r truly in the geek category. ironic as it may sound, but most of these so-called "geeks“ dont boast of a very good result. some even get KTs.

then u have “the politically correct“ crowd, who attend lectures regularly. take down notes. do all their practicals sincerely. they arent exactly geeks but they r one level below them. these ppl never create havocs in classrooms but are part of fun (if there is any joke cracked or leg pulled)and can be said to be the model students of the college. and they have good results also.

then u have the “the LLBs“. chill these arent law school graduates but Lords of Last Benches. sittin on the last benches is their birthright and no one dare occupy their seats. LLBs r the “jaan“ of the otherwise boring classrooms where profs are goin on and on bout god knows what! thay call it teaching. duh!

last benches r platforms where ppl discuss everything under the sun except wots bein taught in the classroom. here everything frm bar girls controversy to britney spears pregnancy reports r discussed. if the profs too strict and theres no scope for havin talks, then we pretend to play it sufi, prof thinks last benchers have calmed down but thats their mistake. cos it takes only one joke to convert our class into a joggers parks' laughter club. sometimes we even have meetings with LLBs of other classrooms to come up with innovative ways of sittin throughout those one hour “torture“ lecs.

everything said and done, when the going gets tough, the tough gets goin. resultwise last benchers rock, sometimes they get better marks than the previous two counterparts. of course some also get kts, some even get year drops! but then thats a part and parcel of engg life. wot say?

so thats bout the categories of engg students in a nutshell. will try to throw light on some more engg students trivia some other time. theres lots ppl. theres first year (FE) dilemmas, then second year(SE) vivas and practical exams, then third year(TE) seminars and presentations and job interviews and finally final year(BE) projects and lookin back!!! theres lots to discuss.

an addition frm a fellow blogger GAURAV RAJE.

Sumdi mein komdi category. These ppl pretend to be full fledged llbs. But then after college is over, they hit the books straight away. These end up getting amazing marks. Some are extraordinarily brilliant ppl who dont even need to study much.

Dumb ppl category. These are neither studious nor funnmy. They are plain dumb. They normally sit in the middle of the class. They are the least noticed ppl and usually get away without even getting noticed. Some ppl mistake them for the front benchers.

Despo bhooka category. These are desperate ppl. They try to woo any girl in sight. They dont care how she looks or how she is. Just the fact that she is a girl is enuf for them. Though there is absolutely no beauty in engineering, these guys try to act like a shadow for the hideously ugly girls.

Dedh shahana public category. These are smartasses who try to disturb the entire class by acting like smartasses. They act like know-it-alls. Though they donot know a thing. They usually raisse stupid doubts when the profs are teaching and give vague answers when the profs ask questions. They feel dat they are the most intelligent ppl. they give excuses for failing.

keep rockin

ciao!

FAQS: 1..........ATKT. it means "allowed to keep terms". see wot happens is that we have 2 semesters per year and around 5-6 subjects per sem. so in the exam if a student fails in a subject or two, then he's allowed to sit for the next semester. he dosent get a year drop. does that clear ur doubt recca? 2..........LLBs. Lords of Last Benches 3..........FE first year 4..........SE second year 5..........TE Third year 6..........BE Final Year(B-Tech) I wanted to give persona example in each of the categories ..but i don't know why i stopped doing it..maybe it's only temporarily. Next time i wish to bring the categories of the professors...... i assure you that this time it will be full of the examples